Monday, January 1, 2024

Day 2: Chicken Chaser

 After a nice nap, I mowed the grass. It was hard to figure out the riding mower at first, ran into a couple rocks, and accidentally mowed one of Uncle Hayseed's flowers, but he didn't get too upset by it. I even got a promotion! So next time I mow, I'll get paid more! He was impressed by how good the lawn looked when I was done. The work doesn't end there, though! Some jerk let all his chickens loose, so I had to run around town searching for them. Who just lets out an old man's chickens? Honestly...

As I wandered around town, I met some other people. The first guy I met is some dude named Mel Odious. Apparently, he has anger issues that he's working on. I think he's a musician of some sort. At the biker bar, there was this chick named Vera Vex, she's in a band. She seems super cool. I asked if there was anything she needed done, and she asked me to deliver a CD to someone named Nora. There was also one of my uncle's chickens in the bar, not where I expected to find one, but here we are.

I also met a boxer named Mad Willy Hurtzya and a guy named Vernon Peeve. I found 5 chickens at this point, but I needed to eat something. Grabbed a snack and set out to find more chickens. By 3am I had found all of the chickens. 

Now I need to find Detective Dan, but first, sleep.

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